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WELCOME
OFFSHORE
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Mauritius 2008-2009 Finance Bill
- South
Africa Income Tax Amendments
INFRASTRUCTURE
- Client
Banking Transactions:
Practical
Notes
- New
Treasurer: Enhancing Our Client
Treasury Services
AVIATION NEWS
- Contract Flying:
A Roller Coaster of
Emotions
OTHER NEWS
- Additional news
- Staff Day Out
- Funnies
LINKS
www.air-tec.co.za
www.inter-oceanmgt.com
www.mauritiusrelocationservices.com
www.irsmanagementservices.com
Suite 320, 3rd
Floor
Barkly Wharf
Le Caudan Waterfront
Port Louis
Republic of Mauritius
Tel +230 210 9334
Fax +230 210 8524
enquiries@inter-oceanmgt.com
www.inter-oceanholdings.com
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'Out of Office' email
replies
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I am
currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my
mood.
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You are
receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.
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Sorry to
have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and
heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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I will be
unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from
vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in
the order it was received.
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Thank you
for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.
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The email
server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message
has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you
can see who did this over and over and over....)
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Thank you
for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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Hi, I'm
thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.
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I've run
away to join a different circus.
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I will be
out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Susan' instead of Steve.
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